Don-E – Waiting In Vain

i jump from one obsession to another VERY quickly. and when it comes to a song, i wear it the fugg out if i truly dig it. case in point, Don-E‘s cover of Bob Marley & The Wailers‘ classic. he shmooves it up somethin lovely. this is for everyone n here’s hopin ur not left waitin in vain on NYE (hahaha see what i did there? but no really, find sumone to cuddle up with…i haven’t, but u can? lol). this is from his 2008 album “Natural”.

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10 Coolest Things I Found On YouTube: 02/12/2010 – 20/12/2010

these three little cranky fuckers are cranky cos they're high on sugar all the time. oh, and cos i ain't been doin my blogging duties so well lately.

SO, cos i been busy at work i’ve neglected the weekly installments of this little ball of entertainment. instead i’ma just chuck up the 10 coolest YouTube vids i find within any time period, at my own leisure (as it should be).

Guy Flies Through Train On A Fire Extinguisher

every now and then i watch something like this, sit back in my chair with tears comin out my eyes, and marvel at how far humanity has come in its ability to make me lose my shit. well done.

Now I Show You Some Trick Or Two

clearly, the best fighters and action stars in the world can’t emote for shit, but DANG if it’s not entertaining.

Yooou Shallll Nottt PAAASSS!

i don’t how you guys felt, but i thought Forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of the best comedies of the last decade. it holds up to numerous repeat viewings, has got one-liners comin out the ASS and also makes sure to take the audience along for the emotional ride (sometimes embellished) that Peter goes through. i think any broken-hearted man with a sense of humour is gonna identify a lot with the emotions involved within the process of getting over someone who you love like mad, but aren’t actually a good match for. outside of that, Jason Segel (who penned the script) carries the film like a veteran, showing us equal parts vulnerable soft-hearted guy, angry volatile guy and geek-laden funny guy (the latter of which i chose to show here).

The Lollipop Guild

now it’s been a while since i saw The Wizard Of Oz, but this scene seems to have stayed with me for whatever reason. one thing is for sure, you don’t wanna fuck with The Lollipop Guild. the dude on the end looks like he’s bout to have a stroke. i bet they don’t even usually GREET people, but cos Dorothy wasn’t a munchkin The Wiz forced em into doing some lame PR shit (LOOK at how fucking cranky they are lol).

Niles & Frasier: BAAAALLLIIIIN’

an oft-misunderstood show, however that didn’t stop it for running for a decade. i guess the misunderstanding comes with the snooty tone of the show, which puts out a “i’m better than you” vibe, but which also cleverly uses that snootiness for some funny-as-hell moments. eventually you side WITH the snooty Cranes and laugh along with their faux highbrow humour.

What Are You Doing In My Toilet?

Leslie Nielsen recently passed away after an amazing career in tv and film. his brief role in one of my fav tv shows ever, Due South, as Buck Frobisher will be the bits i remember him best for (despite the Naked Gun films and all the other stuff he’s done, got a problem wit dat?!). Leslie played a fart-prone Canadian Mountie. NUFF SAID.

Unnecessarily Censored Smurfs

amazing what some well-placed b***s can do for a video (ohhh see what i did there?).

Purple Berries

im not even sure HOW i stumbled onto this twisted little display of genius editing skills, i WAS in a green haze at the time. HOWEVER, altho most people won’t get the humour, this vid is a perfect example of how you can squeeze laughs out of anything provided you have comic timing and editing skills. mostly through the elongation of certain scenes, and the slooowwwing dooowwnn of others. in the end you are left with a bizarre concoction, but one that’s gonna make people like me (ie those with advanced humour lobes in our brains) kakk til i drop.

Floating Head

lol quite a well-done take on what happens when an evil floating head haunts you, and the emotional attachment that can develop in the process.

LAUGHING TIME IS OVER

unfortunately this is the last vid, and, well, no more laughink for yous (for now).

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10 Coolest Things I Found On YouTube This Week: 25/11/2010 – 02/12/2010

Pokemon!? wit the Pokeee and the Mon and the thing n the ARH AH AH

cartoon Cosby enjoys my taste in random YouTubery, so why shouldn’t you?

VB Ad – “Kebab”

the irony: this ad speaks more truth about the late-night Aussie tradition of grabbin a kebab after a night out on the piss than it does about the quality of beer that is VB.

Have You Been High Today?

i’m bleeding FUCKING A!

Pokemon!?

The Simpsons: still as funny as you remember it being. possibly even moreso when watching through more adult eyes.

I’m Gonna Fuck You In The Ass On Saturday

you KNOW no one fucks with The Jesus (even if he is a “peder-ass”). but he’s even more magnificent to watch when slooowwweed the fugggggg dooowwwnnnnnn….HWOOOOOHHHH!!! *multiple crotch thrusts*.

Flynt Flossy – Cavities (feat. Pretty Raheem & Whatchyamacallit)

last week i was exposed to the utter genius that was Yung Humma and “Lemme Smang It“, which featured Flynt Flossy, one of the most bizarre take-offs of a commercial rapper i’ve ever seen, yet his look and sound and everything doesn’t seem to be BASED on anyone lol. everytime i see him on my computer screen i am in awe. now i can add Pretty Raheem and Whatchyamacallit to the list of Turquoise Jeep artists who are kickin more ass and makin cooler songs than the big-name counterparts they’re parodying. now open up wiiiiide for mo cavities.

Chinese Folk Song (feat. The Asian Christopher Walken)

mind-bogglingly awesome. i’ve often held theories as to the nature of the song and the situation. clearly Asian Christopher Walken is the ‘mack’ in the scenario, and he’s gotta choose between these two bitches who won’t stop bugging him while he’s trynah do his thang on an open green field. don’tchya just hate when ppl gotta be all up in ur shit n fuckin up ur game like that?

VENTUUUUUURRAAAAAA…

still one funny-ass (and actually quite bizarre, if u stop and think about the craziness of the character himself) moofie, made all the more hilario by the short inclusion of Ace’s landlord, “Mr. Shickadance“. his forced double-cough is what gets me the most.

Is This The Cocksucker Residence?

underrated performance from a biting satire film by John Waters called “Serial Mom“, starring Kathleen Turner as a serial killing suburban housewife and mother. in this scene, she says some naughty words.

Friendface

one of two clips i’ve selected from The IT Crowd, cos it’s a pisser of a show and it’s my blog so SHUT IT UP, CAMILLE!

Memory IS RAM!

GAHAHAHAHA @ Moss’ utter indignation at Jen’s ignorance (with Roy disapprovingly shaking his head).

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dj V (aka Vahé) – as the abyss, deep (2006)


one of the deepest of the deep house mixes i’ve ever cobbled together, circa 2006. i know from what ppl have told me (and from personal experience), this mix is best suited for when you want to fall into a deep sleep. i spose i should be offended that people (including myself) are falling asleep to my selections, but in this case it’s a major compliment (it does have use outside of a sleeping-aid, i might add).

[tracklist]

01. tosca – zuri (5:32)
02. tortured soul – fall in love (6:40)
03. pat barry – side to side (5:02)
04. n’dshea – city got soul (4:23)
05. magic number – fly away (6:18)
06. jazzelicious – fantastico (4:01)
07. kevin yost – pappy (3:50)
08. fudge – if i had a band (5:48)
09. itaal shur presents milk & honey – touch (attaboy dub) (3:44)
10. lovetronic – you are love (after hours payback session) (7:17)
11. the rurals – modulating sneakers (4:51)
12. latrice barnett – make my heart (5:42)
13. brothers of the underground – jazzy beach (3:31)
14. belladonna – midnight piano (7:23)
15. trentemøller – charge (5:52)

runtime = 79:54.

:::DOWNLOAD:::

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